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Chapter 5

Bruce finds the place easily enough. It’s right next to the university, after all. He meant to go back to his apartment but he figured that his work slacks and shirt were fine, so he skipped it in the interest of time. He’s really nervous and he knows it; palms sweating, heart thumping—the whole nine yards. It feels completely idiotic to be this nervous in front of a pub called Asgard because it is completely idiotic. He considered skipping out and using ungraded papers as an excuse with plans to make it up to Tony later, but when it came down to it he just couldn’t do it. Not since Tony seemed so excited for Bruce to be there.

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Prompt: Tony has Avengers bed sheets.

“Aren’t your usual bedsheets like, 100,000 thread count?”

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Prompt: Bruce and Tony have both been keeping their relationship quiet because they think the other won’t want the world to know; one of them figures that out, and does something spectacularly romantic in public.

Bruce’s hand smacks his forehead with enough force to make a sound when the banner rolls down the side of Stark Tower. Of all the publicity stunts… Bruce covers his face with his bag of bagels as he walks the rest of the way home.

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Prompt: Bruce surprises Tony on his birthday with his dream threesome partner. (Bonus points for Natasha or Thor.)

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alright y’all i have open fic requests and i’ve cancelled all events to cater to your whims. get the hell in my askbox.

prof au outtake

Since I don’t want to add this scene to my final work, I figured I’d let you all see an outtake from my professor au (which I’m still working on, by the way!) Here there be accidental boob touching, drinking, and porn.

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The bar is a little swankier than Bruce is used to, but the difference is mostly nicer alcohol and whiter music. He takes a sip of his unidentified drink and watches Tony flirt with the bartender as she pours him his.

“I should have expected this from you,” Bruce says, finishing his drink way too quickly.

“What does that mean?” Tony nudges him with his elbow and Bruce finds himself smiling.

“Rich people,” Bruce mumbles, and Tony jams his ribs a bit. He laughs and sticks his hand out for another. “So, um. You mentioned a project?”

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i’m seeing more content in the tags since ruffalo said he liked science bros~

i’ll open your source creativity

pretty sure i update less regularly than that hiatus lasted. still, submit! and i would like to do some ficlet prompts if you are so inclined.

Read here or on AO3: Blue Ribbon on My Brain by scibfs

Chapter 4: Bookends

Bruce doesn’t know when the change happened, only that it shouldn’t have. It is one thing to think other people think Tony Stark is attractive. That much is obvious; people fall over themselves when he walks in. But it’s another entirely thing to be attracted to him. Bruce is not a very sexual man but Tony makes up for that at least tenfold. He doesn’t stop moving, for one, not ever. He keeps music on while they work and he keeps it blasting, swaying his hips and playing air guitar in a way that should be ridiculous but isn’t. Even when the music is off, Tony works and moves with a captivating inner rhythm. Smiling comes easy to Tony. Physical contact does, too. He’s smooth, Bruce thinks, and he’s never extended that adjective to anyone.

 

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Blue Ribbon on My Brain (4285 words) by scibfs

Chapter 3: Protocol

Avoidance is like second nature to Bruce. He knows how to worm his way out of most uncomfortable situations. He’s not proud of weaseling out of things; sometimes it makes him feel guilty and at the very least unprofessional. Then he remembers how he got so good at it and how avoidance has saved his life more than once and he cuts himself some slack. If there’s a game Bruce is the best at it’s self-preservation, closely followed by sudoku. 

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